Bill’s Arlen High School record for touchdowns is about to be broken, by Arlen’s current football hero, Ricky Suggs. When Ricky breaks his leg, the other team allows him to…

On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton’s…

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…

After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank’s mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its…

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What…

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can’t fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities…

When Luanne’s mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills’ garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every…

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

When Hank and his friends get trounced by four teenagers in a game of paintball, they fear that they’re growing old. They decide that to beat the teenagers in a…

Bobby becomes a successful model for overweight boys’ clothes. Peggy is happy that Bobby is feeling good about himself. But Hank is worried that Bobby will get picked on.

Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank’s “Haunted House” on the grounds that it violates the…

Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank…

Peggy goes to Dallas to represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, and brings Hank along as her coach. Hank abandons his coaching duties and sneaks away with his…

Hank is worried because Bobby seems to have no goal in life and no role model. He takes Bobby to the golf course, where Bobby accidentally hits Hank’s idol, Willie…

A leaky roof causes Bob to get trapped in a wall while Linda’s mother visits.

Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers’ location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use. Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby….

Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems. Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about…

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of…

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend…

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without…