Hank fails to install the new valve on the water heater correctly, and it causes a leak, leaving Peggy to wake up with Bill hovering over her on the front…

Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank…

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby’s school, and talks the principal into letting the un-athletic kids (including Bobby) grow fresh vegetables for the football team. When insects start…

Hank takes Bobby to work at Strickland Propane, where Bobby shocks his father by using unethical sales tactics to sell grills. Meanwhile, Bill gets his foot stuck to a weather…

Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple’s dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles,…

Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on…

Buck comes up with a scam to make money off of Luanne’s good looks, by putting her in the boxing ring. After a few bouts where Luanne dominates her opponents,…

Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there. The…

Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that…

Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious. He demands that Bobby…

When Bill disgusts everyone with his ability to guzzle hot dogs in a few seconds,he is depressed. Until a sexy woman from the International Federation of Competitive Eating (the NFL…

Connie’s delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home. Bobby falls for her thug-life ways, and makes…

Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves…

Peggy encourages lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the snobbish sorority girls won’t have anything to do with her. So Luanne joins Omega House, a sorority where everyone is…

Dale and Nancy are renewing their marriage vows, and Nancy wants to invite Dale’s estranged father, Bug, a rodeo performer. Dale hates his father for making a pass at Nancy…

When Texas is out of Hank’s favorite Alamo Beer, he is eager to find out why. When his questions go unanswered, Peggy gains employment at the company to find out….

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank, but Dale reveals that the information is wrong, Bill…

Peggy takes an online I.Q. test sponsored by the “Intelligence Institute of Texas,” and is declared a genius. When the head of the Institute, Dr. Vayzosa, offers her a chance…

Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Faire where Hank is trying to land a big account. When she is assigned to be a house cleaning winch,…

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it’s Hank who wins the honor—and bungles it.

Kahn tries to bribe Bobby to break up with Connie. Connie and Bobby decide to pretend to break up so they can get the money. When Connie’s behavior convinces Kahn…

Buck Strickland has to build a house for Habitat for Humanity as part of his community service, Hank does all the work. Buck is so pleased that he promotes Hank…

On Nancy’s 40th birthday, the TV station replaces her as the weather girl, with a younger, sexier, ditzier….Luanne. Crushed, and defeated, she cries day and night, looking for a remedy…

Bobby takes up a new interest in environmental issues, provoked by a new teacher. When the cause rallies to drain the quarry, and rid it of all waste, Hank is…

A doctor tells Dale that inhaling dangerous chemicals is affecting his health, and if he doesn’t give up exterminating, he’ll die. Hank gets Dale a new job as a faceless…

Hank’s new co-worker is Tammi, a not-too-bright young woman who just moved from Oklahoma. Peggy takes Tammi under her wing and offers to let her stay at the Hill house…

The guys go to Austin for Bill’s birthday. At the hotel, they decide to have some fun by mooning people through the glass elevator, and Hank accidentally moons the former…

Bill decides to create his own Santa’s workshop at home and spread the Christmas cheer to all of Arlen’s underprivileged youth. He enjoys it so much that he tries to…

Cotton can’t support his wife and baby on his pension, so he moves from Houston to the Arlen VFW. Hank gets him a job at a local restaurant, but the…

Peggy gets her big break when she is assigned to teach geometry at the high school. But she gets in trouble with everyone from her fellow teachers to the local…

Appalled that Luanne is unprepared to vote, Hank takes the family to the local fair where she can meet the political candidates. Hank is further appalled to find that Luanne…

During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets….

Hank’s long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill…

A group of Buddhist monks suspects that Bobby might be the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug. Bobby enjoys getting caught up in Buddhism, until he and Connie learn that Lamas…

Debbie is found dead in the dumpster behind Sugarfoot’s restaurant, and Hank is a suspect. Hank was with Debbie’s roommate Gayle at the time, but he’s afraid to tell the…

Buck Strickland’s wife Miz Liz catches him at a company dinner with his mistress Debbie, and files for divorce. She takes over Strickland Propane, and promotes Hank to Manager. Hank…

The rodeo comes to town, and Joseph finds his calling, becomes a successful young cowboy star. Bobby also falls in love with the rodeo, and joins in the fun…as a…

As the year 2000 approaches, Hank becomes a believer in the Y2K bug. He tries to prepare for the millennium by eliminating modern technology, and instead of buying Peggy the…

Hank and his family plan to visit Peggy’s family in Montana for Thanksgiving. But their plane is delayed, and when they finally get on the plane, the flight is cancelled…

Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, which gives him the chance to win 1 million dollars. He travels to a football game in New Orleans to try and win Bobby’s…