When June Buckridge arrives at her London flat and announces ‘They are going to murder me’, her long-time lover and doll-cuddling flat mate Alice ‘Childie’ McNaught realizes that things are…

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market…