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Season 1

Episode 1 - Pilot Episode 2 - Big Flappy Bastards Episode 3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Episode 4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Episode 5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Episode 6 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Episode 8 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Episode 9 - Phase One, Complete Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Episode 12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones Episode 13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan Episode 14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas Episode 15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan Episode 17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Episode 18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick Episode 19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing Episode 22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger

Season 2

Episode 1 - Back Off Mary Poppins Episode 2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea Episode 4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra Episode 5 - Bad News from the Clinic Episode 6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Episode 7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Episode 8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Episode 9 - Yes, Monsignor Episode 10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater Episode 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Episode 12 - A Lung Full of Alan Episode 13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów Episode 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Episode 15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? Episode 17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! Episode 18 - It Was Mame, Mom Episode 19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Episode 20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Episode 21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Episode 22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Episode 23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Episode 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You

Season 3

Episode 1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Episode 2 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Episode 3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Episode 4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Episode 5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky Episode 6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One Episode 7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Episode 8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do Episode 9 - Madame and Her Special Friend Episode 10 - Something Salted and Twisted Episode 11 - Santa's Village of the Damned Episode 12 - That Special Tug Episode 13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Episode 14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Episode 15 - My Tongue Is Meat Episode 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call Episode 17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Episode 18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler Episode 19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Episode 21 - And the Plot Moistens Episode 22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie Episode 23 - Arguments for the Quickie Episode 24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 4

Episode 1 - Working for Caligula Episode 2 - Who's Vod Kanockers Episode 3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Episode 4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity Episode 7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Episode 8 - Release the Dogs Episode 9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Episode 10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana Episode 13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer Episode 14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Episode 23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

Episode 1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Episode 2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon Episode 3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Episode 4 - City of Great Racks Episode 5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Episode 6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail Episode 7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Episode 9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Episode 13 - The Soil is Moist Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction Episode 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Episode 17 - Fish in a Drawer Episode 18 - If My Hole Could Talk Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 6

Episode 1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child Episode 2 - Pie Hole, Herb Episode 3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict Episode 4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' Episode 5 - A Jock Strap in Hell Episode 6 - It's Always Nazi Week Episode 7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy Episode 8 - Pinocchio's Mouth Episode 9 - The Mooch at the Boo Episode 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Episode 11 - The Devil's Lube Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis Episode 13 - I Think You Offended Don Episode 14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Episode 15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat Episode 16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime Episode 17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? Episode 18 - My Son's Enormous Head Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule Episode 20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau Episode 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops Episode 22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Episode 23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Season 7

Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo Episode 2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation Episode 3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Episode 5 - For the Sake of the Child Episode 6 - Give Me Your Thumb Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth Episode 8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Episode 9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Episode 10 - That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' Episode 11 - Warning, It's Dirty Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day Episode 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey Episode 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 8

Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Episode 3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Episode 16 - That Darn Priest

Season 9

Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Episode 6 - The Squat and the Hover Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Episode 8 - Thank You for the Intercourse Episode 9 - Frodo's Headshots Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Episode 17 - Not in My Mouth! Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women Episode 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 10

Episode 1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk Episode 2 - A Big Bag of Dog Episode 3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Episode 4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For Episode 5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam Episode 6 - Ferrets, Attack! Episode 7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard Episode 8 - Something My Gynecologist Said Episode 9 - I Scream When I Pee Episode 10 - One Nut Johnson Episode 11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole Episode 12 - Welcome to Alancrest Episode 13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line Episode 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run! Episode 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Episode 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Episode 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Episode 18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton Episode 19 - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon Episode 20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Episode 21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond Episode 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia Episode 23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 11

Episode 1 - Nangnangnangnang Episode 2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Episode 3 - This Unblessed Biscuit Episode 4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Episode 5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Episode 6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Episode 7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Episode 8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Episode 9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Episode 11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake Episode 18 - West Side Story Episode 19 - Lan mao shi zai wuding shang Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Episode 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Episode 22 - Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 12

Episode 1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach Episode 2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza Episode 3 - Glamping in a Yurt Episode 4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Episode 5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Episode 6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl Episode 7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Episode 8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Episode 9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Episode 10 - Here I Come, Pants! Episode 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls Episode 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Episode 15 - Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2

Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle author’s free-wheeling life involves an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew transfer into his beach-front home.

Genre: Comedy

Director: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn

Actors: Amber Tamblyn, Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

TV Status: Ended

Duration: 30,21,17 min

Release: 2003

TMDb: 6.3

Networks: CBS