Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years,…

After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their “retreat”, they decide…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

Season finale. When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky’s…

Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get…

Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he’ll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he’ll talk lonely young girls through their…

After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby…

A washed-up former Dallas Cowboy moves into the neighborhood, and nobody can admit that he’s a jerk. Hank becomes so star-struck by meeting ‘Big’ Willie Lane, that he forgets all…

Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding…

Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves…

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, and is invited…if he brings Hank and his family along. Hank is the one who is targeted for membersip, but only to…

The episode opens innocently enough with Bobby’s girlfriend Connie inviting him over to add some spark to her dying slumber party. But after Bobby’s beaten up by a crasher, Hank…

With Hank’s encouragement, Luanne signs up for a “born-again virgin” program at the church. This leads Peggy to confess something that Hank doesn’t know: she had already slept with one…

Bobby is chosen to be the mascot for Tom Landry Middle School. When he informs Hank and friends of the news, they tell him about a tradition where the rival…

Bobby gets a job as Buck Strickland’s caddy. He and Buck hit it off, and Bobby starts imitating Buck and defying his father. Things come to a head when Buck…

Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, Joseph becomes obsessed with getting a peek as well. When Connie catches Bobby and Joseph standing outside holding binoculars, she accuses them of peeping at…

When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank’s…

On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton’s…

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the…

After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sack, who gets laughs by insulting the…

Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the Civil Rights Act to force…

Hank and Kahn fear the worst when Bobby, Connie, and Joseph explore a cave where teenagers go to make out. The whole clan reveals their experiences with The Boneyard, as…

Bayliss continues his relationship with the artist, but she’s told her boyfriend. When she tells Bayliss that her boyfriend hit her upon hearing the news, it makes Bayliss so mad…

A young man comes into the squad room and after getting their attention, tells the detectives that his brother has been shot. Pembleton is sued by the multiple personality serial…

Jack is infected with a bit of Aku and the piece infects him with Aku, trying to take him over and drive him to evil.

The gods send the Emperor a mystical horse to free him and deliver him to a castle in the sky. The three gods give him powers and forge a mystic…

The gods Odin, Ra, and Rama battle a great dark evil. One shard escapes and falls to primitive Earth, creating a vast black forest. Down through the millennia it spreads…

Monica gets back together with Fun Bobby, but discovers that when he’s not drinking, he’s not so fun. Joey wins the role of Dr. Drake Ramoray, a neurosurgeon, on Days…

A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveals her feelings for him on his answering machine. And when he finds out, he must make the choice between her…

Ross must choose between Rachel and Julie and enlists Joey and Chandler’s help in making a list of the pros and cons of each. Big mistake. Meanwhile, Monica gets a…

The gang is amazed to learn that Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. And Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing…

The guys are uncomfortable with Carol’s breast milk and Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica’s growing friendship with Julie. Meanwhile, Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer for the affections of…

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with a new girlfriend, Julie. Meanwhile, after giving Joey and Chandler new haircuts, Phoebe is persuaded to…

Joey’s new girlfriend wants to go to bed with him but he can’t yet. He’s participating in a fertility study. During Rachel’s birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that…

Testimony at Alison’s trial reveals a plethora of lies; Spencer, Aria, Emily, and Caleb follow a string of clues in hope of uncovering information that will clear Hanna.

The prosecution calls a surprise witness in Alison’s trial; the girls hunt for last-minute evidence.

Ali considers a plea deal, but it incriminates someone else, so the girls try to help her and Mike, as well as themselves. Elsewhere, Spencer unwinds while on a night…

The girls talk to Alison and try to get her out of jail after uncovering Mike’s connection to Mona. Meanwhile, Spencer travels to London for a college interview; and Alison…