Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

Long after the fall of humanity, three robots embark on a sightseeing tour of a post-apocalyptic city.

Alan defends a mother fighting for custody of her preteen daughters, who happen to be white supremacist singers.Brad and Denise try to persuade a new client against suing God for…

New partner Jeffrey Coho takes on his first case at the Boston firm involving a murdered judge. Alan finds Claire’s attitude towards people somewhat harsh as they both defend a…

Warrick’s appearance at the preliminary hearing on a rape and murder case goes terribly wrong when the only piece of evidence is thrown out on a technicality. Grissom and the…

Hal’s friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal’s faced with…

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that…

When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty’s estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous “Brotherhood Initiation.”

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war (which benefits Dewey more than anyone else), Hal enlists Reese’s help. Meanwhile, Lois gets her job back at Lucky Aide…

Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime’s babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date – with Craig. Malcolm,…

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

While Lois is in labor, the house is hectic, and Hal, desperate to get home, has crashed the car on the way out of the expo.

A sex lecture from Lois rattles Malcolm; a ranch calamity unnerves Francis; disharmony among Hal’s music group is a prelude to their concert. Also, a day in jail tests a…

An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys’ naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

Girls in the house spell trouble for the boys, who are on their own while Dad’s hosting a poker game that’s more about one-upmanship than cards.

Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)

It’s still summer-vacation time on the jaunty third-season opener, which finds Malcolm and his rowdy clan cruising on a lake in a houseboat with Stevie and his straitlaced parents, Abe…

Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.

Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family’s dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis’ school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

Ben takes Bonnie to see Bon Jovi to thank her for everything she does for him and Emma.

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds’ egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

When Ted attends his mother’s wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an…

Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he’s too embarrassed to use…