• Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition.

• Mrs. Emery visits the post office.

• Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line.

• Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet.

• After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel.

• Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem.

• Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya.

• Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new… girlfriend?

• Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse.

• Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him.

• Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she’s given the name of the doner.

• Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament

• Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.