• Vicky Pollard is summoned to the governess’ office for biting Jackie Hayes.

• Andy insists Lou buys him a snake.

• The Prime Minister holds a politcal press conference with some unusual people.

• Marjorie expresses her views on liposuction.

• Samantha asks Edward how much he loves her… and gets a very detailed answer.

• At Kelsey Grammer School a young boy has an interview with a new Robot careers advisor.

• Lou takes Andy to the Library.

• As things start to look romantic, Edward asks Samantha to draw the curtains…

• Bernard gets meals on wheels for sister Kitty.

• Peter Andre tries to sneak into a royal garden party.

• Kenny Craig sells videos at a car boot sale.

• Matthew Waterhouse tries to impress a leading theatrical producer

• Daffyd visits the Llandewi Breffi Sexual Health Clinic.

• Denver Mills stands in for Fatima Whitbread at a school.

• Lou takes Andy up many hospital stairs.

• Eilene is comforting her bereaved sister Janet.

• At DIY universe, The new boy Kieran unwittingly asks Des Kaye about the Bubble Twins.

• World Record Attempt for a House of Cards.