• Daffyd goes to get a hair cut but his usual Hair Dresser is off.

• Emily Florence is having an X-Ray.

• Lou is about to take Andy home from the pub, Andy insists that he doesn’t need to go to the toilet first.

• Dr Lawrence shows, Dr Beagrie how Anne fits perfectly into the job of Librarian.

• Vicky Pollard’s in court charged with shoplifting.

• Matthew Waterhouse has a multitude of ideas for a kiss-a-gram agency.

• At Kelsey Grammer school, the teacher asks the pupils some hard maths/history questions.

• Sandra Patterson enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.

• Back at the library, Anne ‘processes’ a book.

• Des Kaye is stopped from selling his videos and attacking a customer with a crocodile puppet.

• Anne’s finished her shift at the library.

• Royal correspondant Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.

• Lou offers Andy a chocolate.

• At the opera, a man suffers a heart attack. Luckily April and Neville are on hand.

• Ray has some rather fussy American tourists, who keep asking questions, not a good idea when Ray McCooney’s concerned.

• Miss Grace is shocked that Dame Sally is actually dictating a story that could actually sell.

• Dennis Waterman seems to have gotten over his ‘Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune’ stage and actually signs a contract.

• Liz is pushed out of the lime light by a stranger who claims he went to school with Paul McCartney.

• The world record attempters are attempting the most cigarettes smoked at once.