• Daffyd realises his exclusive copy of the Gay Times has been sold and demands to know who too.

• Lou is taking Andy out for dinner. Andy wants to go dressed as a Smurf, against Lou’s better judgement.

• Vicky is accused of pushing a young girl into a swimming pool.

• At Kelsey Grammer school the boys are preparing to take a test.

• Dr Lawrence is in his office informing an inspector how the Steven Spielberg institute is run.

• Sebastian walks in while the PM is changing and pounces on him, claiming there’s a sniper at the window.

• Back at the institute Dr Lawrence is showing the inspector how Anne likes to look after the garden.

• Back at Kelsey Grammer School the test continues while the teacher does a bit of vacuuming.

• Lou is installing handle bars next to Andy’s toilet so he can pull himself onto it when Lou isn’t there.

• Dame Sally Markham finishes ‘The Lady in White’ but it’s only seventy-six pages long.

• David Soul is asked to visit a sick child in hospital.

• Marjorie defends Fat Fighters against an ‘anonymous’ tip off that the whole thing is just a scam.

• Dr. Lawrence continues his tour in the canteen where Ann is doing her best to ruin their meals.

• Jason performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Gary’s Nan… or at least we think that’s what it was.

• Back at school, the pupils battle through their test as the teacher sets off three fireworks in the classroom.

• Clive is hoping his wife Liz will be quiet about her past claim to fame while they’re at a restauant.

• Les McKeown performs some songs for the sick child and her parents.

• A retired police officer starts teaching driving lessons while still wearing his uniform.

• The record attempters are attempting the world record for tallest man.