After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank’s mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its…

A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.

Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can’t have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird…

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…

When Peggy starts writing “musings” for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that…

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who’s two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys….

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can’t compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo…

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What…

After Bobby eats too much sugar one morning, he is mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Feeling guilty about not spending enough time with her son, Peggy decides to give…

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can’t fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities…

When Luanne’s mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills’ garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every…

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the…

After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sack, who gets laughs by insulting the…

On Valentine’s Day, Peggy finds out that Hank lied to her when they were dating: he told her he was at home one week with a football injury, when he…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

After seeing that Luanne is depressed, Hank volunteers to buy her some hand puppets at a rummage sale. Luanne starts doing a Christian puppet show, The Manger Babies. Hank agrees…

Debbie Straub signs the plea agreement, pointing to Craig as the killer of the baby. Falsone wants more time to work on the case. Danvers reminds Kellerman there was a…

Lewis is transported to the hospital, as is the passenger of the car that MGee hit. Gharty is worked up about women and finances, because he and Flora and their…

Mike Kellerman’s new vocation is private investigation, where the majority of the work involves catching cheating spouses. Falsone and Stivers catch a case where a newborn baby’s body is found…

Bounty hunters shoot, killing the wrong man, as they enter a building where their fugitive—a man named Joe Errico—has shot at them (and subsequently gotten away). Gharty has vague memories…

A woman brings to the homicide unit her mystery-writer husband’s videotaped declaration that his literary agent is responsible for his murder. Ballard and Gharty catch the case — only there…

Ballard is annoyed when she finds out that the fact that she had a date with Falsone is around the squad room. Munch has a doctor’s appointment and he’s not…

MGee (Mike Giardello) and Ballard investigate a double shooting at the home of a prominent sports doctor and his wife, a dermatologist. The doctor (who was wounded) did not realize…

Sheppard and Lewis investigate the death of a man who has a twin brother. Gharty talks about wanting to live his life; he and Ballard go to the hospital to…

Bayliss returns to duty to discover the bosses have renovated the squad room in an attempt to make everyone forget the tragedy of last May. Gharty and Ballard have also…

The search for Georgia Rae and the war against her organization begin. Stivers, uncomfortable with the whole situation tells Gee about the Luther Mahoney shooting. Ballard and Gharty begin to…

Judge Gibbons has been stabbed. On their way to the crime scene, Bayliss and Pembleton talk about a book that Bayliss is reading, then Pembleton wonders if anyone would ever…

Ballard and Munch catch a case involving the death of a prominent businesswoman. Pembleton and Bayliss catch a similar case. Both deaths might be the suicides they appear to be,…

Bayliss suffers from a recurring dream about the Adena Watson, his first homicide case and one that remains unsolved. An elderly man comes to the Homicide unit to confess to…

Ballard and Gharty investigate the deaths of two single women who were bought drinks by a married couple. The victims were stunned and then strangled. The other detectives receive detailed…

Munch and Gharty probe the death of a high-school athlete who appeared to have everything going for him. Pembleton and Bayliss have only one lead to a potential suspect, a…

Homicide is called in when a woman is distressed at the fact the Dr. Turner helped her brother stop suffering from his colon cancer by injecting him with a lethal…

A four-year-old boy is abducted while riding a merry-go-round in the park under the supervision of his mother. The Homicide unit, which helps in the investigation of all child abductions,…

Pembleton and Falsone look into the death of an elderly man who might have been killed by the pit bulls owned by his grandson. The other detectives hang out at…

A slightly intoxicated man (driving with his wife) aggressively whips his car around a state-owned truck; the offended truck driver rams their car; their aggression results in a collision where…

With the addition of the latest murder, the “”red ball”” investigation continues full force. The detectives and the returning Bayliss pose as priests in an attempt to flush out any…

Julianna wins the recognition of her peers. At dinner, Julianna and her colleagues swap stories about how they’ve cracked cases. Julianna relates a story that happened a few weeks earlier,…